Getting by with a little HELP! from my friends
(and various certifiable certified professionals and fellow inmates )
Since we all need SUPPORT at least at some points in our lives (usually OFTEN) — I am offering you something a bit different in today’s post. I have decided it would be thrilling for you to have a behind-the-scenes look at my life as a most-wanted-psychotherapist. Specifically I would like to share some never-before-revealed insights into who & what helps make my professional practice the spectacle that it is today
And so, without further ado, I must begin with..
The definitive *TME ~Who’s Who Gallery~ The Movers & Stalkers in the ~Fabulous World of Psychotherapy~!
*Not to be confused with TMZ
MY — Peer Supervision Group —
Who I affectionately refer to as my Beer Supervision Group
Without these pillars of the most-wanted-psychotherapists community I would be completely and totally lost and devoid of anything resembling a shred of professional credibility or moral decency. From the bottom of my heart and depths of my soul {neither being long distances at all I’m told} I must [as part of my probationary requirements] thank you one and all.
With Friends Like These…
The reason I affectionately refer to them as my Beer Supervision Group is because we have been know to have a little tipple now and then. It helps the meetings along nicely and gets the creative-intellectual juices flowing so to speak. And, it doesn’t hurt at all when it comes to dealing with those hostile neighbours in the adjacent office. They’re continually pounding on the walls, yelling at us to keep the noise down. Rude! A few well chosen, therapeutically cathartic, profanities at the top of our lungs followed by bellows of laughter [all within the perfectly appropriate, context and confines of the professional environment that is our shared office] silences them quickly enough. Cheers!
Here are a few of my group’s Therapist Profiles They were, recently and *unexplainably?? removed from Psychotherapy Today online magazine’s Therapist Profiles Directory
*Another of life’s odd mysteries I suppose?
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THERAPIST PROFILES
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Profile # 666: Madame XXX
This Russian enchantress with a [very] private practice, commands a well-disciplined, take-no-prisoners, therapeutic approach — always getting this baby what she knows is best for her clients! Madame XXX is highly skilled and has a well-equipped working space . A little known fact: Madame was once the consort and apprenticed to, the much younger [she does like her clients young!] and well respected, Rasputin himself. Does she have some tales to tell! Just ask her *clients 😉
Referrals: Madame XXX’s ideal client is male, tall, dark, long hair, under 30. Beards & tats a plus!
*Client contact and personal information list available on request
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Profile # 3.14159: Something For Everyone (SFE)
The perfect therapist for today’s L G B T T T I Q + A – Z {sorry if I missed anyone} communities. SFE exemplifies the perfect balance of Yang / Yin and masculine / feminine qualities all therapists should embody, personify and *model for their clients — which SFE always does {several times per session in fact!}. One can only put this photogenic therapist’s clients’ protestations down to their own fears and insecurities. We are in the 21st Century are we not — Caitlyn Jenner is on the cover of Vanity Fair for heaven’s sake!
Get with it people!!
*Not many potential clients know that SFE actually did model professionally before becoming a most-wanted-therapist. A background that can only enhance one’s practice — the things learned in that business!
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Profile # 1+2=3: Forget ~ Me ~ Not {FME}
This Femme Fatale will mesmerize you with her hypnotic gaze. She l~u~r~e~s clients in – and keeps them coming back for more – with her seductive {some say questionable – I say creative} therapeutic interventions. Once caught in her web{site} there is no escape.
Area of Experteaze
| Often referred to as Couples Work
| {FME likes to frame it as Threesomes Work}
| 1 therapist + 2 clients = 3 X the therapeutic catharsis*
*Talk about myofascial release! _________________________
~Musical Interlude 1~ CABARET ~ Two Ladies
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And, before I forget, I promised to mention these upcoming workshops co-facilitated by the above 3 Highly Qualified Sensuality Therapists
Not To Be Missed!
Workshops
for
S e n s u a l l y ~ A c t i v e ~ P e r s o n s (SAPs)
Their Workshops do Fill Quickly
So Book your space soon! CALL NOW!
SEN.SUA.LITY / 736.782.5489
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URGENT Request: would one of you gentle readers out there please, once-and-for-all, explain to me one more time the terms and parameters of ‘stereotyping’ and ‘political incorrectness‘ — before I get myself in trouble yet again… sigh. The demands to keep up with constantly changing socio-political mindsets in this profession are all but intolerable. I mean really — can’t folks just make up their minds and have done with it !!
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No post would be complete without including more about me – my faithful followers insist — they just can’t get enough! (Some say cultish …I say loyal.)
Here’s another shot of me – looking quite unaffectedly butch. It must be the background rocks that add to my ruggedness. I’m not one to complain (much… or at least very often) but those rocks were a bugger to break; those pick axes they provide are quite useless.
~Musical Interlude 2~ Chain Gang of Love the Ravonettes
Enough of those fond memories! As I continually remind all those annoying, litigious clients – memories really cannot be trusted or relied upon at all – (hmmm… memories, I sense another post in the making).
In contrast to the masculinity I naturally exude, I am unafraid to expose, explore & employ my feminine attributes as can be seen here. 
The open fields surrounding the penitentiary in that shot [I was, ah… visiting a client] are very picturesque. The perfect spot for a photo-shoot. I’ll show you the rest of my mugshots portfolio in another post.
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Whew, I feel like I’ve been on Facebook all day – what with posting all these pictures, links and announcements of cherished friends, loved ones… (and others). Speaking of fb; it was downright abusive how I was banned from that dreadful site — another complete fabrication on their part. Some people cannot discern Art from …uh, other imagery or friendly chit-chat from libel. Anyways, who needs them. I have this lovely blog to wile away my days sitting here in this cozy little 8 x 10 cell room. Plus I have the ever congenial Bubba to keep me company.
Oh, he’s looking at me in that way again. I do wish he wouldn’t, that’s really not the kind of SUPPORT I’m looking for right now,
then again…?
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~Musical Interlude 3~
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